1 00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:11,965 Hello, everyone. 2 00:00:11,965 --> 00:00:14,434 I thought I'd make this video while in the bath 3 00:00:14,434 --> 00:00:18,238 because lately I've been feeling, 4 00:00:18,238 --> 00:00:21,808 well, naked. 5 00:00:21,808 --> 00:00:23,142 I've been working on something 6 00:00:23,142 --> 00:00:27,314 that's been taking up a lot of my time. 7 00:00:27,314 --> 00:00:29,081 And I'm about to apply myself 8 00:00:29,081 --> 00:00:34,120 more than I ever have in my entire life. 9 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:38,291 I've fully aligned with my purpose. 10 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:39,992 And I can't wait to share the news with you. 11 00:00:39,992 --> 00:00:41,861 But the timing isn't quite right. 12 00:00:41,861 --> 00:00:44,230 But what I can tell you 13 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:46,799 is that it is going to directly affect 14 00:00:46,799 --> 00:00:48,968 the existence of you 15 00:00:48,968 --> 00:00:52,071 and everyone you've ever met. 16 00:00:52,071 --> 00:00:54,374 This is going to be irreversible. 17 00:00:54,374 --> 00:00:56,443 But don't be scared. 18 00:00:56,443 --> 00:00:59,313 This is a mission of Lyte. 19 00:00:59,313 --> 00:01:02,315 Well, look at you, 20 00:01:02,315 --> 00:01:04,084 all sexy and enlightened. 21 00:01:04,084 --> 00:01:05,818 That's me. 22 00:01:05,818 --> 00:01:08,555 You know, Portia, I really have to thank you 23 00:01:08,555 --> 00:01:10,123 for pushing me to do this endeavor. 24 00:01:10,123 --> 00:01:13,426 It's gonna be the biggest thing since sliced bread. 25 00:01:13,426 --> 00:01:15,294 And I owe it all to you. 26 00:01:15,294 --> 00:01:19,065 Dory, I can't tell you how much that means to me. 27 00:01:19,065 --> 00:01:23,131 I wish we could just melt into the same person. 28 00:01:23,131 --> 00:01:24,970 Why can't we do that? 29 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:26,473 Can we just invent that already? 30 00:01:26,473 --> 00:01:29,175 One thing at a time. 31 00:01:29,175 --> 00:01:31,444 Hey. Do you want to get dinner with me tonight? 32 00:01:31,444 --> 00:01:32,812 There's this really cute spot, 33 00:01:32,812 --> 00:01:35,648 and it has outdoor seating and gorgeous lighting. 34 00:01:35,648 --> 00:01:37,083 That sounds lovely. 35 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:38,953 But let's see how the day plays out, okay? 36 00:01:38,953 --> 00:01:42,088 Yeah. 37 00:01:42,088 --> 00:01:43,718 Yeah, we'll just see how the day plays out. 38 00:01:43,718 --> 00:01:47,727 I love that 'cause it's kind of being present and-- 39 00:01:47,727 --> 00:01:49,896 should I make a rez? 40 00:02:23,863 --> 00:02:28,731 ♪ Oh, but dear, the sky is low, watch ♪ 41 00:02:29,536 --> 00:02:30,636 Thank you. 42 00:02:30,636 --> 00:02:32,306 Oh, wow. 43 00:02:32,306 --> 00:02:33,707 - Nice, right? - Mm-hmm. 44 00:02:33,707 --> 00:02:35,575 - Yeah. - Yeah. 45 00:02:35,575 --> 00:02:37,009 This isn't bad. 46 00:02:37,009 --> 00:02:39,211 No, it's like super sexy. 47 00:02:39,211 --> 00:02:41,548 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you so much. 48 00:02:41,548 --> 00:02:43,015 Oh, course. Yeah. 49 00:02:43,015 --> 00:02:46,087 You know, I like to treat you like the princess that you are. 50 00:02:48,122 --> 00:02:49,923 Uh, Joe. 51 00:02:49,923 --> 00:02:51,190 There's something that I really need to tell you 52 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:53,221 and I feel, like, really nervous to say it. 53 00:02:53,221 --> 00:02:55,094 Okay. No, hey, hey. 54 00:02:55,094 --> 00:02:57,731 Look, you know you can tell me anything, right? 55 00:02:57,731 --> 00:03:00,500 I'm--I'm your supportive lover. 56 00:03:02,368 --> 00:03:05,104 I just want you to know, like, you really mean so much to me 57 00:03:05,104 --> 00:03:07,540 and, like, I think I'm kind of seeing someone. 58 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:10,276 Like, I don't want to say too much about it because, 59 00:03:10,276 --> 00:03:12,579 you know, it's really new to me in a lot of ways. 60 00:03:12,579 --> 00:03:14,314 But, um, yeah. 61 00:03:14,314 --> 00:03:17,617 Wow. I'm--um-- 62 00:03:17,617 --> 00:03:19,219 I'm actually relieved. - What? 63 00:03:19,219 --> 00:03:22,155 I may be kinda seeing someone too. 64 00:03:22,155 --> 00:03:24,023 - You? - Yeah, it's complicated. 65 00:03:24,023 --> 00:03:26,393 - Oh, my God. - I'm just trying to process it 66 00:03:26,393 --> 00:03:28,856 'cause it's actually extremely confusing. 67 00:03:28,856 --> 00:03:31,831 And I have a lot of conflicting feelings about it, but-- 68 00:03:31,831 --> 00:03:34,468 I hope I get to meet her one day. 69 00:03:34,468 --> 00:03:36,069 Yeah. 70 00:03:36,069 --> 00:03:39,005 Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Yeah. 71 00:03:39,005 --> 00:03:40,640 I hope he makes you really happy. 72 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:47,480 ♪ Oceans on the sky Sky... ♪ 73 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,382 Oh! Wow! 74 00:03:49,382 --> 00:03:50,517 Oh, wow. 75 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:52,619 Oh, my gosh. 76 00:03:52,619 --> 00:03:54,787 Ah, this is it. This is it. 77 00:03:54,787 --> 00:03:55,956 Yes, this is where we're gonna do it. 78 00:03:55,956 --> 00:03:58,258 This is our new home. 79 00:03:58,258 --> 00:04:01,794 Yeah, yeah. God, this is so perfect. 80 00:04:01,794 --> 00:04:03,295 This is just exactly what it should be. 81 00:04:03,295 --> 00:04:05,365 You know, I told them. I said I don't want offices. 82 00:04:05,365 --> 00:04:07,800 You know, no divisions, no secrets. 83 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,637 Just community. 84 00:04:10,637 --> 00:04:14,039 Oh, ah, my best friends. 85 00:04:14,039 --> 00:04:16,108 Isn't this place of the times? 86 00:04:16,108 --> 00:04:18,078 I got the design team from Selfie Castle. 87 00:04:18,078 --> 00:04:19,178 Doesn't it just make you 88 00:04:19,178 --> 00:04:20,580 want to take a million pictures of yourself? 89 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:21,715 That is so smart. 90 00:04:21,715 --> 00:04:23,983 People are just gonna be so jealous that we get to, like, 91 00:04:23,983 --> 00:04:27,887 sit and, like, stand in here. 92 00:04:27,887 --> 00:04:30,390 Hey, you want to see the, um, lab? 93 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:32,292 The lab? Yes. 94 00:04:32,292 --> 00:04:33,826 God, it sounds so cool to hear it. 95 00:04:33,826 --> 00:04:34,895 - Yeah. - It's so cool to hear. 96 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:36,998 Yeah. The lab. 97 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:42,970 Oh, boy. Here we go, the lab. 98 00:04:47,239 --> 00:04:49,776 Everybody, this is our resident genius 99 00:04:49,776 --> 00:04:51,544 Dr. Benny Balthazar. 100 00:04:51,544 --> 00:04:52,712 Hi. 101 00:04:52,712 --> 00:04:54,347 - Hello. - Hi. 102 00:04:54,347 --> 00:04:55,315 Hi. 103 00:04:55,315 --> 00:04:58,183 Very excited to be making history. 104 00:04:58,183 --> 00:05:02,321 Yeah. Benny graduated first in her class at MIT. 105 00:05:02,321 --> 00:05:05,325 It doesn't get more science-y than Benny. 106 00:05:05,325 --> 00:05:06,760 Oh, my God. MIT. 107 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,993 That's actually one of the schools 108 00:05:07,993 --> 00:05:09,929 I consider pretending to go to, so. 109 00:05:09,929 --> 00:05:12,399 Oh, yes. I read about your lies. 110 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,400 Oh, thank you. 111 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,434 Well, Benny, 112 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:16,836 it is an honor to embark on this journey with you. 113 00:05:16,836 --> 00:05:20,373 Yeah, it's gonna be huge. 114 00:05:20,373 --> 00:05:23,977 Well, do you mind showing us what y'all are up to? 115 00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:25,679 Sure. So, obviously, 116 00:05:25,679 --> 00:05:28,514 we're gonna start with targeted amplicon sequencing. 117 00:05:28,514 --> 00:05:29,815 Of course, obviously. 118 00:05:29,815 --> 00:05:31,917 And then x-ray crystallography. 119 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:33,820 We'll see where that gets us. 120 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:36,456 So we have the most sophisticated technology 121 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:37,924 in here. 122 00:05:37,924 --> 00:05:39,959 Equipment that some of the most well-funded labs 123 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:42,762 in the world don't have access to. 124 00:05:42,762 --> 00:05:45,197 This is the most comprehensive library 125 00:05:45,197 --> 00:05:47,833 of natural and synthetic chemical samples 126 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,602 that the world has ever seen. 127 00:05:49,602 --> 00:05:52,405 You could do absolutely anything with these. 128 00:05:52,405 --> 00:05:55,141 If there's a way to cure cancer, it's in here. 129 00:05:55,141 --> 00:05:56,709 Oh, well, that would have come in handy 130 00:05:56,709 --> 00:05:58,111 when I pretended to have cancer. 131 00:05:58,111 --> 00:06:00,981 Nobody is allowed in there ever. 132 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:02,216 In the wrong hands, 133 00:06:02,216 --> 00:06:05,318 this could start World War III. 134 00:06:05,318 --> 00:06:08,087 So we are using a new technology 135 00:06:08,087 --> 00:06:10,990 that visually maps neurochemical reactions 136 00:06:10,990 --> 00:06:14,093 as they're occurring live in our test subject. 137 00:06:14,093 --> 00:06:17,392 We're looking for anything traditionally associated 138 00:06:17,392 --> 00:06:18,964 with enlightenment. 139 00:06:18,964 --> 00:06:21,133 The idea being that we can reverse engineer 140 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:24,204 the chemical recipe for what you experienced. 141 00:06:24,204 --> 00:06:25,372 Hmm. 142 00:06:26,773 --> 00:06:28,808 I'm sorry, but this doesn't feel 143 00:06:28,808 --> 00:06:31,211 quite right to me. 144 00:06:31,211 --> 00:06:32,913 To reduce my experience 145 00:06:32,913 --> 00:06:35,715 to just chemicals. 146 00:06:35,715 --> 00:06:38,051 What I went through was so much more than that. 147 00:06:38,051 --> 00:06:39,820 It was spiritual, 148 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:41,922 metaphysical, 149 00:06:41,922 --> 00:06:44,658 divine. 150 00:06:44,658 --> 00:06:46,826 I died. 151 00:06:46,826 --> 00:06:49,162 And then I came back. 152 00:06:49,162 --> 00:06:53,265 That's what the pill should be doing. 153 00:06:53,265 --> 00:06:58,838 Yeah, well, uh, we'll look into that. 154 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:04,377 Oh, hey, thank you. Thank you. 155 00:07:06,812 --> 00:07:08,147 Thank you. Hi, Kate. Hi, Jose. 156 00:07:08,147 --> 00:07:11,150 Welcome. Try everything. I liked the soda pop. 157 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:13,553 I like the cherries. They're all good. 158 00:07:13,553 --> 00:07:16,189 I'm sorry. Do we own this candy store too? 159 00:07:16,189 --> 00:07:17,824 Oh, we don't own it. 160 00:07:17,824 --> 00:07:20,493 No, they shut it down when I come in 161 00:07:20,493 --> 00:07:23,195 'cause I think best when I got in candy me. 162 00:07:23,195 --> 00:07:25,498 I, in fact, I'm micro-dosing sugar. 163 00:07:25,498 --> 00:07:26,532 Dor, Dor! 164 00:07:26,532 --> 00:07:28,200 They have my favorite candy from when I was a kid 165 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,136 and they're really impossible to find. 166 00:07:30,136 --> 00:07:32,639 They got everything here. Okay. 167 00:07:32,639 --> 00:07:35,908 Um, I--I--I think what we're essentially trying to do 168 00:07:35,908 --> 00:07:39,011 is to reinvent the wheel. 169 00:07:39,011 --> 00:07:41,714 Uh, so it could take the science 170 00:07:41,714 --> 00:07:43,150 a heck of a long time 171 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,684 before it sees the light of day. 172 00:07:44,684 --> 00:07:46,019 So the question becomes, 173 00:07:46,019 --> 00:07:48,289 what are we gonna do in the meantime? 174 00:07:49,356 --> 00:07:52,125 Research. And meditate. 175 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,859 - Hmm. - No. 176 00:07:53,859 --> 00:07:56,363 We get people on board. 177 00:07:56,363 --> 00:07:58,859 We get them lining up around the block 178 00:07:58,859 --> 00:08:02,435 and, uh, just-- just clamoring for it. 179 00:08:02,435 --> 00:08:04,371 Like, shouldn't we make a pill first? 180 00:08:04,371 --> 00:08:07,207 No, I think we need to create the need 181 00:08:07,207 --> 00:08:09,776 before the technology. 182 00:08:09,776 --> 00:08:11,277 See what I'm thinking? - Mm-hmm. 183 00:08:11,277 --> 00:08:15,081 I think we need to pull some kind of, you know, magic trick 184 00:08:15,081 --> 00:08:21,021 so that we hypnotize the entire country into joining our cause. 185 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:22,255 And I know how to do it. 186 00:08:22,255 --> 00:08:25,727 We're gonna do it through a--a kind of a stunt. 187 00:08:28,828 --> 00:08:31,892 Here. Come here. Come around here. Come close. 188 00:08:31,892 --> 00:08:33,066 Get in a little tight, a little tight, 189 00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:34,934 a little grouping. Stay right there. 190 00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:36,636 - That's good. - Now... 191 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:39,939 - All right. - Cast your gaze right about 192 00:08:39,939 --> 00:08:42,209 from where you are right around there. 193 00:08:42,209 --> 00:08:44,310 - Okay. - Watch this. Bing. 194 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:45,812 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 195 00:08:45,812 --> 00:08:47,447 You guys, it's like 196 00:08:47,447 --> 00:08:49,382 the future we've all been waiting for. 197 00:08:49,382 --> 00:08:52,385 So what is this that we're looking at exactly? 198 00:08:52,385 --> 00:08:57,123 Well, this is a very carefully curated group 199 00:08:57,123 --> 00:09:00,693 of the most popular social media influencers 200 00:09:00,693 --> 00:09:04,431 whose followership adds up to collectively 201 00:09:04,431 --> 00:09:07,400 about a third of the American population. 202 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,035 They're just fantastic. So watch. 203 00:09:10,035 --> 00:09:12,972 I'm gonna isolate this lady right there. 204 00:09:12,972 --> 00:09:14,869 Oh, my God. I know who that is. 205 00:09:14,869 --> 00:09:16,942 She looks, like, very hot in skates. 206 00:09:16,942 --> 00:09:19,112 That's exactly what men want. 207 00:09:19,112 --> 00:09:21,047 And then there's this fella. 208 00:09:21,047 --> 00:09:22,882 Oh, yeah, that's the pop scientist. 209 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:25,419 He's like a joke in the legitimate science community. 210 00:09:25,419 --> 00:09:27,052 Well, he's very likable. 211 00:09:27,052 --> 00:09:29,323 - No. - Here's the whole group again. 212 00:09:30,824 --> 00:09:32,357 Wow. 213 00:09:32,357 --> 00:09:34,594 I don't think I recognize any of these people. 214 00:09:34,594 --> 00:09:37,029 But I have very young researchers 215 00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:39,398 who assure me that this gang 216 00:09:39,398 --> 00:09:43,703 has the attention of basically the entire world. 217 00:09:43,703 --> 00:09:47,040 There we go. Goodbye. What do you think of that? 218 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,375 Aw! 219 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:49,709 So are you saying 220 00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:53,447 that you want these people to promote the pill? 221 00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:54,980 Yeah. I want them to promote it. 222 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:59,385 But also, I want them to be the first to take the pill. 223 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:02,155 I think this could be a very exciting public example 224 00:10:02,155 --> 00:10:04,757 of what the road to enlightenment 225 00:10:04,757 --> 00:10:06,592 would look like exactly. 226 00:10:06,592 --> 00:10:08,795 Hmm. 227 00:10:08,795 --> 00:10:12,497 Well, if we did this, 228 00:10:12,497 --> 00:10:16,135 I would want to feel connected to these people, you know, 229 00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:19,072 to build a relationship with them over time 230 00:10:19,072 --> 00:10:23,342 so that I can teach them and love them and really know them 231 00:10:23,342 --> 00:10:25,745 so that by the time we actually take the pill, 232 00:10:25,745 --> 00:10:29,616 we're like--we're like a real--a real family. 233 00:10:29,616 --> 00:10:32,619 Like disciples. 234 00:10:32,619 --> 00:10:34,088 - Hmm. - Hmm. 235 00:10:34,088 --> 00:10:35,222 Yeah. 236 00:10:35,222 --> 00:10:39,559 Imagine a group of influencers 237 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:43,262 living on the premises and live-ing, 238 00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:48,629 so to speak, 24/7 from Lyte Headquarters. 239 00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:51,305 They live there? 240 00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:53,940 But they look so annoying. 241 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:59,111 Trust me, we need these folks to be on board. 242 00:10:59,111 --> 00:11:02,215 If they believe, so will everybody. 243 00:11:02,215 --> 00:11:04,051 Oh, my God. 244 00:11:04,051 --> 00:11:05,084 I'm having an idea. 245 00:11:05,084 --> 00:11:06,486 I'm having an idea. Okay, okay. 246 00:11:06,486 --> 00:11:08,521 Maybe--maybe this sounds crazy. 247 00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:11,824 But what if we made it seem like 248 00:11:11,824 --> 00:11:15,462 anybody in America could be chosen for this, 249 00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:18,565 like a nationwide lottery? 250 00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:22,334 Like we act like there's this equal opportunity chance 251 00:11:22,334 --> 00:11:26,406 at exclusivity when really it's just preselected? 252 00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:29,443 Oh, I love that idea. It's patriotic. 253 00:11:29,443 --> 00:11:31,278 Well, it's something to chew on. 254 00:11:31,278 --> 00:11:33,347 Certainly. 255 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,215 You may have noticed an unusual package 256 00:11:35,215 --> 00:11:36,716 in your mailbox recently. 257 00:11:36,716 --> 00:11:39,419 That's because tech billionaire and public persona 258 00:11:39,419 --> 00:11:42,322 Tunnel Quinn is sending something your way. 259 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:44,184 Quinn had purported on social media 260 00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:46,225 that he had hoped to have every single package 261 00:11:46,225 --> 00:11:49,461 delivered to every American by last Wednesday 262 00:11:49,461 --> 00:11:52,399 but only 1/5th of the country has received their parcel 263 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:54,194 as the US Postal Service 264 00:11:54,194 --> 00:11:57,570 is overwhelmed by this unprecedented situation. 265 00:11:57,570 --> 00:11:59,038 There's an air of mystery 266 00:11:59,038 --> 00:12:00,906 around the purpose of this stunt, 267 00:12:00,906 --> 00:12:03,543 though Quinn did release this video yesterday. 268 00:12:03,543 --> 00:12:06,646 If there's a light coming out of your box, 269 00:12:06,646 --> 00:12:09,415 you've been chosen to be a pioneer 270 00:12:09,415 --> 00:12:10,616 who's gonna take us all 271 00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:14,621 into a new dawn of human evolution. 272 00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:16,289 Geez, you're gonna want this. 273 00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:18,391 As of today, only two boxes 274 00:12:18,391 --> 00:12:20,220 have emitted a shining light, 275 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:23,696 one belonging to fitness personality Dogey Dodge, 276 00:12:23,696 --> 00:12:27,167 the other to beauty and cosplay influencer Pepper Southerland. 277 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,835 Which begs the question, 278 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,836 is this truly a random selection 279 00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:33,907 or are the people being selected social media famous? 280 00:12:33,907 --> 00:12:34,808 They want me. 281 00:12:34,808 --> 00:12:37,777 I don't know what it is but they want me! 282 00:12:37,777 --> 00:12:40,047 Meanwhile, millions of Americans 283 00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:41,781 expressed disappointment 284 00:12:41,781 --> 00:12:45,818 as they open their boxes to see nothing but a black void. 285 00:12:45,818 --> 00:12:48,020 And I can say from personal experience, 286 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:52,392 it is quite hurtful to open that empty box. 287 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,896 Oh, my God! 288 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:04,271 Is that Dr. Richie Thinky? 289 00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:05,772 I'm such a fan of yours. 290 00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:08,575 I was so stoked when I saw that you got picked. 291 00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:11,245 My nephews are obsessed with your science experiments. 292 00:13:11,245 --> 00:13:12,512 - Aw! - We that whole, like, 293 00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:14,347 baking soda volcano thing that you do 294 00:13:14,347 --> 00:13:15,415 in my living room. 295 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,117 - The Big Kaboomer? - Yeah, yeah. 296 00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:18,885 Wow, that must have been messy. 297 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,314 Ugh! 298 00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:22,388 I'm so excited to meet you, Elodie on Wheels. 299 00:13:22,388 --> 00:13:25,025 I'm a huge fan of yours! - Shut up! 300 00:13:25,025 --> 00:13:27,460 Is it her? 301 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,529 Is it really her? - Oh, no! 302 00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,130 You daft little piggy! 303 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:34,201 Where in the fuck have you been? 304 00:13:34,201 --> 00:13:35,401 The last time I saw you, 305 00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:36,603 I was literally holding your hair back 306 00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:37,937 while you were seriously blowing chunks 307 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:39,839 into Angela Merkel's Louis Vuitton clutch 308 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,808 at her disco-themed wedding in the Black Forest! 309 00:13:41,808 --> 00:13:45,179 Oh, no. Take it back. Say it's not true! 310 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,412 Oh, my God. 311 00:13:46,412 --> 00:13:49,282 Was she so mad? - Are you kidding me? 312 00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:51,384 This is literally the Duchess of Bellhead. 313 00:13:51,384 --> 00:13:52,519 No one's allowed to be mad at her. 314 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:53,619 That's so fun. 315 00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:55,522 Are you both duchesses? 316 00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:58,357 No, I'm PeoplePlacesMarty. 317 00:13:58,357 --> 00:13:59,593 I basically do, like, the most badass stuff 318 00:13:59,593 --> 00:14:00,760 with, like, the most badass people 319 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,496 on the most badass planet in the entire solar system. 320 00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:05,866 Are you PepperPaintsHerself? 321 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,267 Yeah, I am. 322 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:08,535 And I'm dressed like a dragon today 323 00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:11,165 'cause I'm having heartburn and it feels like fire. 324 00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:13,406 And then I, like, almost wiped. 325 00:14:13,406 --> 00:14:14,674 I just want to butt in and say 326 00:14:14,674 --> 00:14:18,178 that I'm getting really strong energy from both of you. 327 00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:19,346 Are you both water signs? 328 00:14:19,346 --> 00:14:20,880 - Yes! - Yes. 329 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,682 Yeah, be careful this week, okay? 330 00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:25,018 A lot is being asked for you, so don't get too fluid. 331 00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:27,221 Okay. Thank you. 332 00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:29,623 And I trust anything that you say 333 00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:32,459 because I am a huge fan of your weekly readings. 334 00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:34,126 Yeah. Do me a favor, okay? 335 00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:37,563 Don't give me feedback unless I specifically ask for it. 336 00:14:37,563 --> 00:14:38,898 - Kay. - Hey, did you guys 337 00:14:38,898 --> 00:14:41,300 have to fill out a shitload of paperwork for this? 338 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,638 Like, why do they need so much of our medical history? 339 00:14:44,638 --> 00:14:45,871 I'm starting to get pissed that 340 00:14:45,871 --> 00:14:48,508 I don't know a single thing about this. 341 00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:51,678 Hello. Ah, there you all are! 342 00:14:51,678 --> 00:14:53,547 Oh, wow, you're all glowing. 343 00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:56,482 Why don't you all take a seat? Please. Get comfortable. 344 00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:59,319 I want to welcome all of you. 345 00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:01,755 Hi. Hi, hi, hi. 346 00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:04,391 Okay. Well, I'm Dory Sief. 347 00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:06,860 And I am the cofounder of Lyte. 348 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,461 And these are my amazing partners. 349 00:15:08,461 --> 00:15:09,695 You guys want to introduce yourselves? 350 00:15:09,695 --> 00:15:12,332 Hi, you guys. I'm Portia Davenport. 351 00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:13,767 I am so excited by this! 352 00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,835 This is gonna be so fun and amazing. 353 00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:18,738 And I'm here if you guys have any questions at all. Yay! 354 00:15:18,738 --> 00:15:20,807 Hi, I'm Drew Gardner. 355 00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:22,809 Um, I want to thank you all for coming. 356 00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:24,777 And yeah, same. So if you have any questions, 357 00:15:24,777 --> 00:15:26,646 feel free to just shoot 'em my way. 358 00:15:26,646 --> 00:15:28,014 Um, I'm Elliott Goss. 359 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,115 It's so incredible to meet you guys. 360 00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:34,321 And yeah, if you have-- if you have any questions, 361 00:15:34,321 --> 00:15:36,924 you can come to me. 362 00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:38,057 Yes, the dragon. 363 00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:41,461 Yeah, I guess just, like, what is this? 364 00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:45,231 Well, you've all been chosen to participate 365 00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:50,637 in the single most important experiment of all time. 366 00:15:50,637 --> 00:15:54,707 We've been developing a remedy for anguish and ignorance 367 00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:56,909 that is going to enhance 368 00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:59,546 the collective human experience. 369 00:15:59,546 --> 00:16:01,814 And we can't do it without you. 370 00:16:01,814 --> 00:16:04,684 You've been selected to be the first pioneers 371 00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:08,522 to embark on the quest for enlightenment. 372 00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:10,657 Wait! What? 373 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:13,593 Oh, hell, yes. 374 00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:14,628 I just wanted to give you a little taste 375 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:15,661 of what I'm talking about. 376 00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,297 So does anybody want to volunteer 377 00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:18,565 and be my little guinea pig? 378 00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:20,133 Oh, I will. 379 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,601 Yes, Elodie. Why don't you come up here 380 00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,970 and join me, sweetie. 381 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:27,407 - Oh, God. Okay. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 382 00:16:27,407 --> 00:16:28,874 I actually think I hate all of them. 383 00:16:28,874 --> 00:16:30,009 How many years do you think 384 00:16:30,009 --> 00:16:31,444 we're gonna have to know these people? 385 00:16:31,444 --> 00:16:32,812 Even more reason to make the pill 386 00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:34,514 so we can just fix them all. 387 00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:36,616 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 388 00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:39,053 So what do you want to work on today? 389 00:16:39,053 --> 00:16:40,219 What do you mean? 390 00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:44,524 Is there a part of you that feels unaligned in your life? 391 00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:47,560 Anything you want to fix? Anything at all? 392 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,064 Oh, gosh. Where do I start? 393 00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:53,866 Um, I guess, 394 00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:55,568 well, I could use a boyfriend. 395 00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:57,904 - Mmm. - Ooh. 396 00:16:57,904 --> 00:17:01,976 Great. So what would a boyfriend do for you? 397 00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,911 Get me laid. 398 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,081 Sexual connection. Good. 399 00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:10,051 What else? 400 00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:12,619 I--I--well, 401 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:16,322 I guess I've always been a romantic. 402 00:17:16,322 --> 00:17:20,126 I've always just felt like happiest when I'm in love. 403 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,027 Hmm. 404 00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:25,165 Can I say something that might not make any sense to you? 405 00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:27,467 Sure. 406 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,169 You don't want a boyfriend. 407 00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:32,372 Hmm. 408 00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:34,607 Mmm. 409 00:17:34,607 --> 00:17:36,876 I do though. 410 00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:39,613 Consciously, you do. 411 00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:42,282 But when every part of us truly wants something... 412 00:17:42,282 --> 00:17:43,444 Mm-hmm. 413 00:17:43,444 --> 00:17:47,052 We can manifest it like that. 414 00:17:47,052 --> 00:17:49,856 So the fact that you're sitting up here and you're telling me 415 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:51,991 that you want a boyfriend but you don't have one, 416 00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:54,594 it tells me that there's some part of you 417 00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:56,931 somewhere that just isn't completely on board. 418 00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:57,863 Mm-hmm. 419 00:17:57,863 --> 00:18:01,834 You're not listening to every part of Elodie. 420 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:04,604 Would you like to hear what she has to say? 421 00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:07,006 Yes, yes. What does she say? 422 00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:10,876 Okay. Well, I'm going to embody Elodie, 423 00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:13,413 so that you two can have a conversation. 424 00:18:13,413 --> 00:18:15,082 How does that sound? 425 00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:17,051 Trippy. 426 00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:17,984 Okay. 427 00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:19,219 Why don't you give me your hand, sweetie? 428 00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:21,149 Okay. 429 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,839 I think if you get into a relationship, 430 00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:43,843 you're gonna mess it up like you always do. 431 00:18:43,843 --> 00:18:46,045 You're gonna scare him away 432 00:18:46,045 --> 00:18:49,949 because he's gonna realize how pathetic you really are. 433 00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:53,019 You're unrealized and superficial. 434 00:18:53,019 --> 00:18:55,988 And roller skating is not a point of view. 435 00:18:55,988 --> 00:18:58,658 Is she really channeling right now? 436 00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:00,259 Every time you get into a relationship, 437 00:19:00,259 --> 00:19:02,695 you get ignored or rejected all over again. 438 00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:04,664 - So I'm going to reject 439 00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:06,799 every man that comes my way 440 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:09,837 before he has a chance to reject me! 441 00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:15,941 So what now? 442 00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:18,312 You have to convince me 443 00:19:18,312 --> 00:19:20,212 that you're worthy. 444 00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:23,217 Otherwise, you are going to die alone. 445 00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:31,292 Ooh. 446 00:19:38,632 --> 00:19:41,034 Do you see what happened there? 447 00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:44,232 We got in touch with the part of Elodie 448 00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:46,105 that is in resistance. 449 00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:48,408 You won't acknowledge her power over you. 450 00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:52,213 Thank you, Elodie. Why don't you take a seat? 451 00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:58,484 That was amazing. 452 00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,387 So here at Lyte, 453 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,989 what we're trying to do is heal the wounds 454 00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:04,690 that put us in resistance 455 00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:07,493 with the things that we need. 456 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:08,828 That was the first step 457 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,330 towards healing that particular trauma 458 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,827 because you weren't born with that trauma. 459 00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:16,102 Something happened in your life that fractured you. 460 00:20:16,102 --> 00:20:18,671 We have hundreds of fractures. 461 00:20:18,671 --> 00:20:20,207 It's overwhelming, isn't it? 462 00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:21,674 Yeah. 463 00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:23,042 But here's the good news. 464 00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:26,445 We are going to fix all of that. 465 00:20:26,445 --> 00:20:29,682 And we're gonna do it with a small private group. 466 00:20:29,682 --> 00:20:34,954 Just you all, me, Portia, Drew, Elliott, 467 00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:37,791 and some of the most well regarded scientists 468 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:39,726 working in our time. 469 00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:40,961 I mean--I mean, how does that sound? 470 00:20:40,961 --> 00:20:43,896 - Awesome. - Whoo! 471 00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:46,566 Normally, it would take a lifetime 472 00:20:46,566 --> 00:20:49,769 to heal all of these wounds. 473 00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:53,206 But we are developing a pill 474 00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:56,410 that is 100% backed by science 475 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,911 that is going to integrate 476 00:20:57,911 --> 00:21:00,013 all the tiny broken pieces of your souls 477 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:01,480 in one fell swoop. 478 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,816 And with all due respect, if she can enlighten you guys, 479 00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:04,952 she can enlighten anyone. 480 00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:06,852 I need this. 481 00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:08,421 I have a lot of issues. 482 00:21:08,421 --> 00:21:11,490 This is so messed up. 483 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,593 Do you want to share your thoughts with us, Dogey? 484 00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:16,763 Yeah. I just have a problem with what I just saw. 485 00:21:16,763 --> 00:21:18,365 You didn't become a part of her. 486 00:21:18,365 --> 00:21:19,833 You bullied that girl. 487 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,970 I don't like this one bit. 488 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:27,808 Is that because maybe you're afraid to do this work? 489 00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:28,975 Um, no. 490 00:21:28,975 --> 00:21:31,010 I think it's just all bullshit. 491 00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:34,781 Nah, man, expand your mind. This shit is real. 492 00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:37,450 Ugh, I can't even with how low you vibrate. 493 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,552 Hey, it's okay. 494 00:21:39,552 --> 00:21:41,588 He just has a choice to make. 495 00:21:41,588 --> 00:21:43,256 Do you want to work on yourself 496 00:21:43,256 --> 00:21:46,893 and bettering the lives of everyone in the world 497 00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:49,362 or do you want to leave? 498 00:21:49,362 --> 00:21:50,930 There's a great restaurant right next door 499 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,499 if you want to grab a bite on your way home. 500 00:21:53,499 --> 00:21:55,768 Wow. 501 00:21:55,768 --> 00:21:59,306 Fuck you. Fuck all of this. 502 00:21:59,306 --> 00:22:01,042 I'm Catholic. 503 00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:04,944 He's famously closeted. 504 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:06,912 - Oh, okay. - Is there anyone else 505 00:22:06,912 --> 00:22:08,914 who is having doubts about this? 506 00:22:08,914 --> 00:22:12,085 Because this is not something to take lightly. 507 00:22:12,085 --> 00:22:14,253 This is a huge responsibility. 508 00:22:14,253 --> 00:22:18,925 And you will be dedicating 100% of your lives to this cause. 509 00:22:18,925 --> 00:22:20,794 People may not understand. 510 00:22:20,794 --> 00:22:22,429 Family and partners, 511 00:22:22,429 --> 00:22:24,264 they may question you about this. 512 00:22:24,264 --> 00:22:26,299 But that should embolden you 513 00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:27,867 because that tells you that their love 514 00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:30,803 has always been conditional. 515 00:22:30,803 --> 00:22:32,872 That's an unfortunate truth 516 00:22:32,872 --> 00:22:35,508 because even our parents withhold love from us 517 00:22:35,508 --> 00:22:39,946 when we don't turn out how they envisioned. 518 00:22:39,946 --> 00:22:44,745 But we will become a family together 519 00:22:44,745 --> 00:22:49,789 in our pursuit for unconditional love. 520 00:22:49,789 --> 00:22:52,658 We are voyagers 521 00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:56,062 of true love 522 00:22:56,062 --> 00:22:59,431 for the betterment of humanity. 523 00:22:59,431 --> 00:23:03,670 And if that is not something that you are interested in, 524 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,239 then you're free to leave. 525 00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:12,179 I'm with you. 526 00:23:13,414 --> 00:23:15,850 Me too. 527 00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:17,551 Same. 528 00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:19,186 - I'm in. - Yeah. 529 00:23:19,186 --> 00:23:21,055 I mean, we have to. 530 00:23:21,055 --> 00:23:22,789 Let's do this! 531 00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:41,741 Thank you. 532 00:23:41,741 --> 00:23:45,412 Thank you. Thank you. 533 00:23:45,412 --> 00:23:46,546 This is a day 534 00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:50,183 that I've been looking forward to my entire life. 535 00:23:50,183 --> 00:23:51,479 I just didn't know it. 536 00:23:57,057 --> 00:23:58,158 Every now and again, 537 00:23:58,158 --> 00:24:00,727 an innovation comes along 538 00:24:00,727 --> 00:24:03,597 that changes everything. 539 00:24:03,597 --> 00:24:07,267 I've been lucky to be at the helm of several of these. 540 00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:09,335 In 1992, 541 00:24:09,335 --> 00:24:12,071 I envisioned a world where people could 542 00:24:12,071 --> 00:24:15,241 send messages back and forth at the speed of light, 543 00:24:15,241 --> 00:24:19,779 allowing everybody to easefully make plans with each other. 544 00:24:19,779 --> 00:24:21,581 I called it texting. 545 00:24:22,682 --> 00:24:24,917 We love texting! 546 00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:28,154 And now I bring you 547 00:24:28,154 --> 00:24:30,055 the greatest breakthrough 548 00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:32,225 in the history of our species, 549 00:24:32,225 --> 00:24:35,028 universal enlightenment. 550 00:24:36,496 --> 00:24:39,165 That's right. And to explain it, 551 00:24:39,165 --> 00:24:42,602 I'd like to introduce my friend and business partner. 552 00:24:42,602 --> 00:24:46,140 Together, we've been working on a formula 553 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:49,576 to change the world. 554 00:24:49,576 --> 00:24:51,578 Dory Sief. 555 00:24:51,578 --> 00:24:53,713 Yeah, Dory! 556 00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:08,229 Okay. So I don't get a kiss? 557 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:18,906 Hmm. 558 00:25:18,906 --> 00:25:22,709 I believe. 559 00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:25,245 I believe that humankind 560 00:25:25,245 --> 00:25:28,882 can not only know love 561 00:25:28,882 --> 00:25:31,084 but be love. 562 00:25:31,084 --> 00:25:35,188 That we are intended to transcend consciousness 563 00:25:35,188 --> 00:25:36,822 to survive. 564 00:25:36,822 --> 00:25:38,758 Since the dawn of time, 565 00:25:38,758 --> 00:25:40,326 we have pined for an era 566 00:25:40,326 --> 00:25:44,764 where we reconcile the dilemma of who we are 567 00:25:44,764 --> 00:25:46,966 and why we are here 568 00:25:46,966 --> 00:25:49,236 and transmute ourselves 569 00:25:49,236 --> 00:25:52,706 into absolute peace. 570 00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:56,042 We are evolving. 571 00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:58,844 And we're so thrilled to present 572 00:25:58,844 --> 00:26:02,482 the very first to evolve. 573 00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:05,184 These six test subjects were chosen 574 00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:08,187 from amongst 210 million Americans 575 00:26:08,187 --> 00:26:13,861 and asked to redirect their online presence 576 00:26:13,861 --> 00:26:17,231 with a new focus 577 00:26:17,231 --> 00:26:18,665 on the quest for enlightenment. 578 00:26:18,665 --> 00:26:21,936 These pioneers are gonna be the first people on the planet 579 00:26:21,936 --> 00:26:24,504 to take the pill 580 00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:29,108 that's gonna bring about a revolution of love. 581 00:26:29,108 --> 00:26:32,912 And now may I introduce my disciples. 582 00:26:32,912 --> 00:26:35,248 - Whoo! - Whoo! 583 00:26:36,882 --> 00:26:40,888 First up, Leonora Hamsdale. 584 00:26:44,058 --> 00:26:46,759 Red Lyte! 585 00:26:54,902 --> 00:26:56,336 Marty Plushfeld! 586 00:26:59,672 --> 00:27:00,840 Orange Lyte! 587 00:27:09,249 --> 00:27:11,118 Winnie Miranda! 588 00:27:14,855 --> 00:27:16,356 Yellow Lyte! 589 00:27:24,065 --> 00:27:26,033 Pepper Southerland! 590 00:27:29,635 --> 00:27:31,699 Green Lyte! 591 00:27:40,675 --> 00:27:42,115 Ritchie Thinky! 592 00:27:45,919 --> 00:27:47,487 Blue Lyte! 593 00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:56,963 Yeah! 594 00:27:56,963 --> 00:27:59,199 And Elodie Revlon! 595 00:28:02,168 --> 00:28:03,731 Violet Lyte! 596 00:28:05,566 --> 00:28:07,735 Yeah! Whoo! 597 00:28:11,044 --> 00:28:13,380 Yeah! 598 00:28:51,152 --> 00:28:53,286 Hey. You okay? 599 00:28:53,286 --> 00:28:56,684 Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing fine. 600 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:31,759 ♪ Are you here ♪ 601 00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:39,633 ♪ With me ♪ 602 00:29:41,434 --> 00:29:45,505 ♪ The one ♪ 603 00:29:45,505 --> 00:29:50,011 ♪ Who holds the key ♪